Well, I don't know what happened to the beach, do I? One minute we have a shingle shoreline, the next minute its all sand and the shingle is up over the path and the gardens. Stop asking daft questions.
Typical youngster, no concern for us, all these idiotic questions about things that don't concern us ... look at your mother, she never asks me daft questions about sand and shingle and such like; just look at the others, all upset they are about this. They are sensible, just looking for food and suchlike; I feel so ashamed in front of those blackheads over there, they already have a low opinion about us gulls, now you have dragged us down again. T'sss ... I don't know, kids !!!
