Goldfish and chips: Anyone fancy it?

I don't know what there is to carp about

I don't know about carp or goldfish, but green gills may be the result of eating them!

I was living there the day they put this up! The sign is on the exterior of a leasehold flat, are the building's owners entitled to put it there, or should they have asked the permission of the lease holder, or even planning permission??!

Sounds a bit fishy to me!

Oh I don't know, there's a Plaice for everything!!