Japanese maple acer

Do take a look at me, somebody, and tell me what I am!

Someone is having an identity crisis ... I am unsure as to how many botanical experts and garden culturalists we have here, but because of my lack of knowledge in the field I use Google quite substantially and get results, for example, by dropping the words red bush into Google image search; I eventually find the picture and then the information; on top of which I discover a number of reliable sites which can assist in other related searches.

There s a joke there somewhere

looks like the Japanese Acer to me

I think you are perfectly right, HH. I found a good example of this plant in Google under Japanese maple acer! 3 points! laugh#