A funny place to leave these tights. You get pulled up for doing things like that! Why would these find their way here in this country lane? Perhaps they'd been washed and were put out to dry? Polite answers please!
Bank robber, embarrassed, says, This is a (C...) Up ... don t you mean a Stick Up?, No, I forgot my gun ... Maybe the driver was caught in a tight spin? Maybe they bought a new fanbelt? He was told to take de nier side corner.. Listen here, when I said fish nets, that is not quite what I had in mind.... Looks like a Sloe starter.
Whatever happened, it seems to have been a thorny problem. Perhaps in the absence of a ladder, as you suggest, the wearer tried to escape, dived over the hedge head first and the tights got caught up on the bush! ::17:::12:
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