Orange you glad you did not get freeservewanado Orange broadband?
The saga continues into Valhalla (or at least that is what Orange imagine themselves to be, for Twighlight of the Gods, this is not. Despite having been approached 8th October by Orange to get it all sorted out for me … As of 2300 on the night of 20th October, Internet connection ceased, followed by DNS failure at midnight. The telephone line still active with dial tone. Being totally left out of the information loop (what information loop?) I did not know if this was a failure or a termination. To re-cap, I registered on the 5th September 2009 for (and I quote from the registration form, now provided by the outlet at my written request .. “Broadband Connection ‘on its own’, Standalone Home Starter”, for which I was quoted £9.75 per month], followed in 16 days by the supply of a faulty router, which I had to return. After being connected to Orange Broadband for ten days, I already find myself without connection. An apparent pre-requisite of having Orange broadband appears to be the loss of privacy and the downgrading of the standards required by my listing on TPS, telephone survey limitation (including MORI, do not call); in one week, despite having extremely limited contact from lowlife advertisers, I had four calls asking me the most idiotic questions and trying to sell me all manner of trash. I raised such a protest that it was made clear that the ‘fact’ of my land calls being commandeered by Orange meant that it compromised my status. I was also informed that Orange landline rental was greatly in excess of my present rental; this was in response to my observational complaint that ‘free calls or not’ it would alter the status of my landline account with BT and increase my rental. They admitted that calls made under that basis could well increase my telephone bill considerably and that of the Orange account. The logic of it all escapes me as well, but I do not care for questionable marketing techniques, least of all the insistence that the customer must always phone on their expensive telephone numbers of variable rates. I never had to use a rate like that to telephone a heating engineer over a faulty installation in 40 years of architectural consultancy, and I have no intention of starting to say to any company regarding my money to ‘help yourself’.
On the 23rd October, I received a phone call to state that my account was terminated. I have no doubt there is an email on my terminated email account to that effect, but no one can be that stupid? Can they? Surely? But, that is what they did when I registered, sent emails to an account, which they KNEW was inaccessible to me, by their fault of not providing the broadband connection, in the full knowledge that I had no connection at all at that time.
So, if you want your landline compromised, your privacy compromised, if you want an Orange mobile phone, if you want your sanity driven to the edge, if you want something for which you did not register, and you have loadsamoney to give away to a needy company then Orange is your man.
By the way, a word of warning, besides careful records and paperwork, make sure as to the MAC status. I was informed over the telephone (remember there is no proof of anything in a ‘phone conversation) that no MAC code was present. If there is not then you need a written statement to that fact from the suppliers. If there is insist on getting it in writing.
I was also informed that the line was terminated and that a disconnection fee of £29 was payable, however the Customer Care Department stated that the transfer from BT to Orange (which was my clear directive from the outset that they are not to transfer from BT) had not been made, so why should anyone pay a disconnection for a connection which was not made or permitted. The charge has been waived.
So now, having discovered that my laptop is fitted on board with a 56k Smartlink, I have configured Remote AccessService, and set it all up; I have also fitted a 56k Smartlink modem to the PC, set up for standard dial-up for the initial stage of now seeking an alternative broadband supplier, having had more experience in the initial stages of broadband than I care to have needed, and more contact with incompetence and inadequacy than I have experienced in my 40 years office contacts, in a matter of a month. This whole episode has clearly been made the worse by having my workhorse PC crash on me at a critical time. My files date back to 1996, including emails. Everything had been backed up on four external drives, but there were two weeks of files which were potentially lost, but thankfully it was the motherboard that had burnt out and the hard drive and contents were salvaged. Contents now secure.