treeve
Major Contributor
I have uncovered an evil plot, the Plutonians have sent a self destructing email in which it states that President Obama has authorised the use of The Star Wars Project to individually focus on people as they walk around town. A quick zap, and it is all over. The idea is to save people having to worry about the endless drudgery of going to the shops and finding somewhere to park. This vital sociological service will also assist in the World Depopulation Project. It reduces demand on products and food, it also leaves a mass of unused material to be collected and re-cycled, thus helping with the ever depleting world resources. The roads thus become empty and are transformed into green fields and tree belts, providing the Natural Carbon Dioxide Processing Programme with the Chlorophyl it needs. The Committee for Reversal of Antisocial Populations (or **** as it has become known) is delighted with the methodology, as it ensures a genuine applied use of resouces, instead of the costly development of nano technology which has to be spread at great expense and the use of aeroplanes and qualified personel spraying a non-selective aerosol which will take years to accumulate to a point which will actually exterminate the human race, whilst leaving the leaders in a situation of security, deep underground, in nuclear bunkers which were built back in the 1970s (ostensibly, as in fact the bunkers were built then with the carefully preapared plan provided by the Saturnian Lizards). They are grateful for the special assistance of Isaac Newton in first purporting the Theory of Gravity that has allowed the public to believe that strange things can happen and that Gravity does odd things ... the truth is that the Earth Sucks. There are millions of billions of tiny vents in the ground, which are too small to be seen. The centre of the Earth is a giant vacuum generator, forget all that nonsense about a core and magma. It would be much easier to simply switch off the Vacuum Generator and allow everyone to be thrown off into oblivion, but so much of what is needed by the SuperPowers of the Dark Forces of World Government would be thrown off as well. The selected method, allows it to happen slowly and without suspicion, as those that have been hit by the zap will appear as if they have had a heart attack. The Star Wars satellite is carefully programmed to ensure an even balance of casualties in all countries of the world. In that way no selective claims can be made of conspiracy theories.
Much simpler than spreading a resistant strain of deadly influenza into the environment to affect the highly interactive social network of the world. Watch out for the Spotlight in the Sky.......
Much simpler than spreading a resistant strain of deadly influenza into the environment to affect the highly interactive social network of the world. Watch out for the Spotlight in the Sky.......